Life is precious
So the doctor tells the patient he’s got only six months to live.But the...
Politically Correct Terms
New Official Politically Correct Terms for the 90′sOLD—————NEWconservative–reactionarythe establishment–white power elitehearing person–temporarily aurally abledsighted...
Beers for everyone!
A guy walked into a bar and said “Beers for everyone, even you, Bartender.”...
Ford
What does Ford stand for?Found On Rednecks Driveway!
OLD is when…
“Old” is when……your sweetie says, “Lets go upstairs and make love,” and you answer,...
What is
“Three Men And A Baby”What you get when four men go fishing and one...
Tell me what I am
|A snake and a rabbit were racing along a pair of intersecting forest pathways...
Knock Knock Jokes 2
Knock Knock Who’s there? Aries! Aries who? Aries a reason why I talk this...
The Colonel’s Order
A COLONEL ISSUED THE FOLLOWING DIRECTIVE TO HIS EXECUTIVE OFFICERS: “Tomorrow evening at approximately...
Why do brunettes take the pill?
And more on blondes…Q: But why do brunettes take the pill? A: Wishful Thinking.