What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle?
Here’s a sad one…Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with...
Newly issued alcohol warnings
|The Toronto Board of Health has proposed that warning signs be placed on all...
Out All Night Drinking
Out All Night Drinking An Irishman’s been at a pub all night drinking. The...
Pictures from police
|A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar.A...
Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?
Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?She missed.
Brains for Sale
A guy walks into a store to buy brains. He asks the woman behind...
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Your Mommas so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale!
A German tourist walks into a McDonald’s in New York City…
A German tourist walks into a McDonald’s in New York City and orders a...
Polak Detective
Three men were all applying for the same job as a detective. One was...
Getting Excited at the Zoo
It’s a beautiful, warm spring morning and a man and his wife are spending...