Deadly disease
“My girl, Ginger, is going to die of syphilis,” mumbles an angrybiker to one...
Twelve Inch Pianist
This guy walks into a bar, pulls out a tiny piano and stool, and...
A big 300 pound, seven foot brute of a man walked…
A big 300 pound, seven foot brute of a man walked into a bar...
What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer?
What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer? The taste.
What did the redneck get on his I.Q. test?
What did the redneck get on his I.Q. test?Drool.
Lots of words
There are a lot of words you can use to describe men: strong, caring,...
Classified Funny Ads
?Include your children when baking cookies!?Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted?Something...
A hearing problem
An elderly man thinking his wife was losing her hearing went about20′ behind her...
Read the label first!
Some actual product warning labels:On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavoured milk drink –...
Elephant Experiment
Three scientists were one day discussing what would happen if they rammed a cork...