British Rail
|British Rail have decided to start sponsoring Forest. BR think they are a suitable...
Fun fun fun worry worry worry
A teacher said to her little student Suzy, “Punctuate the following sentence: Fun fun...
Will I live any longer?
|Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?Doctor:...
A passenger announcement.
This is a passenger announcement. The train on platform one, two, three,four, five, six,...
Blind Herbie
Little Herbie had been blind since birth. One day at bedtime, his mother told...
Flaming Airplane
Four guys were in an airplane, which was going down in flames. There were...
Be
A man dies and goes to heaven. Saint Peter asks him what religion he...
Where am I, Cathy?
Attorney to witness: “What was the first thing your husband said to you when...
Women’s/Men’s English
Women’s English:Yes = No No = Yes Maybe = NoI’m sorry = You’ll be...
Yo mama so fat.. tripped
Yo mamma’s so fat, she tripped on 4th Avenue and landed on 12th.