Things learned from children…
Some things I’ve learned from my children:Super glue “is” forever.No matter how much Jell-O...
You know you are in a Texas church when
People grumble about Noah letting coyotes on the ark. The preacher says, “I’d like...
Reasoning Test
Three elderly ladies were at the doctor for a cognitive reasoning test.The doctor says...
Where does Bill Clinton have sex?
Where does Bill Clinton have sex?- In the oral office.
A lawyer passed on and found himself in Heaven…
A lawyer passed on and found himself in Heaven,but not at all happy with...
Hungry Snake
Hungry Snake Having arived at the edge of the river, the fisherman soon realized...
Insult Collection #11
You used to be arrogant and obnoxious. Now you are just the opposite. You...
I Will Not
I will not waste chalk… I will not skateboard in the halls… I will...
Fish
Q: Why are fish in the sea smarter than animals on land.A: Because they...
Darwin Awards
As you may already know, THE DARWIN AWARDS are bestowed every year upon(the remains...