What do you call a 300 pound woman in Minnesota?
What do you call a 300 pound woman in Minnesota?Anorexic
One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm…
One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her small boy...
A work of art
A tiny but dignified old lady was among a group looking at an art...
Giving Cats Pills
|INSTRUCTIONS FOR GIVING YOUR CAT A PILL 1. Pick cat up and cradle it...
Dealing with criminals
|A local policeman had just finished his shift one cold November evening and was...
Playing With Vibrator
A 60 year old woman came home one day and heard strange noises in...
If Timex made toasters…
If Timex made toasters…They would be cheap and small quartz-crystal wrist toastersthat take a...
Obituaries
Where do you look for blondes’ obituaries? Under “Home Improvements.”
How can you tell if your college roomate is gay?
How can you tell if your college roomate is gay?-His dick tastes like shit.
My Car Is Shtolen!
An Irishman walks out of a pub, stumbling back and forth with a key...