Little Johnny’s Goldfish!
Little Johnny was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered...
60 mintues
Yo momma id so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes!
NY Times Ad
Ad seen in the New York Times… FOR SALE BY OWNER Complete set of...
A little girl and a little boy were at day care…
A little girl and a little boy were at day care one day. The...
If Operating Systems Were Beers
DOS Beer: Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you to...
Wife’s Operation
I was in las Vegas, when a man walked up to me and “sir...
What my Mom taught me.
All the things my mother taught me:My mom taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB...
Grandpa’s Safe Sex
A teenage boy and his grandfather go fishing one day. While fishing, the old...
How does a man know when his wife is losing interest?
How does a man know when his wife is losing interest?When her favorite sexual...
Polak and Mongoloid
Q: What do you get when you cross a 1-legged Polak with a Mongoloid?A:...