Cannibals and Missionaries
Two cannibals meet one day…The first cannibal says, “You know, I just can’t seem...
Real advertisements 03
Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country. Toaster:...
Texan’s guide to life
|Never squat with yer spurs on. There’s two theories to arguin’ with a woman;...
Two law partners leave their office and go to lunch…
Two law partners leave their office and go to lunch. In the middle of...
What’s the difference between a blonde and a light bulb?
What’s the difference between a blonde and a light bulb?Well, the light bulb is...
Polish Wedding Night
What’s long and hard and a Polish man gives it to his bride on...
What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?Diarrhoea!
A guy goes into a restaurant/lounge…
A guy goes into a restaurant/lounge wearing a shirt open at the collarand is...
Rules Guys Wish Women Knew!
1. If you think you are fat, you probably are. Do not ask us....
You Know You’re From California When…
You Know You’re From California When…1. The fastest part of your commute is down...