Words of Wisdom!
If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. * A...
A golf club visits a local bar
|A golf club walks into a local bar and asks the barman for a...
Visiting the sun
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, all working for NASA, were trying to...
Enlightenment Quiz
Enlightenment Quiz1. Yin and ……… A) Yout B) Tonic C) Yenta D) Yang2. A...
What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic?
Q: What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic?A: Snap-on tools!
Had too much Christmas cheer?
1. You know you have if you… notice your tie sticking out of your...
President Clinton, returning from a campaign stop…
President Clinton, returning from a campaign stop in Arkansas, is climbing the steps to...
Destroy an opponent
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How can you tell if someone is half Catholic and half Jewish?
Q. How can you tell if someone is half Catholic and half Jewish?A. When...
The Parrots
A woman had two female parrots who were always yelling, “We’re prostitutes, wanna have...