Wrong Finger
I saw my old girlfriend the other day and she had her wedding ring...
On God’s Making a Woman
And God Created The WomanHe was so pleased with his creation that he calls...
Undercover detective
|A tourist asks a man in uniform, “Are you a policeman?”"No, I am an...
If a frog parks.
Q. What happens when a frog parks illegaly?A. It gets toad!
Blonde Stewardess
An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess. The route...
Blind Justice
A young boy asked is father, “Dad, do lawyers ever tell the truth?” The...
Steven Wright on dogs
|The other day, I was walking my dog around my building…on the ledge. Some...
Wife-taming method
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to theother and...
More than a hundred percent
Have you all stopped to think where you fit in this equation? From a...
What should you give a man who has everything?
What should you give a man who has everything? Penicillin