Medical terminology
|Artery — Study of paintingsBacteria — Back door of cafeteriaBarium — What doctors do...
Mileage
A blonde wanted to sell her old car, but nobody wished to buy a...
What time does the bar open?
At 3 AM a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a...
The loud-mouthed mechanic!
Morris the loudmouth mechanic was removing the cylinder heads from the motor of a...
Modem Addiction
“Did you know that last month’s (expletive) phone bill is over $450?” my wife...
Men have only two faults.
Women’s faults are many, men have only 2:Everything they say and everything they do.
Ten things to say about gifts you don’t like
|10. Boy, if I had not recently shot up four sizes, that would’ve fit.9....
I marked the spot
|Two friends rented a boat and fished in a lake every day. One day...
One Upmanship
Two kids were having the standard argument about whose father could beat up whose...
Love thy Neighbor
The middle-aged married couple finally moved into the Condo of their dreams, but right...