An economist’s speech
|The following is supposedly a true story.An economist was about to give a presentation...
Sister Mary K.
Sister Mary Katherine lived in a nunnery, a block away from Jack’s liquor store....
Effective Ointment
Two friends are shopping in a drugstore when one of them tells the other,...
I have a big problem
|Bill and Boris are taking a break from a long summit. Boris says to...
The last request
Father O’Grady was saying his goodbyes to the parishionersafter his Sunday morning service as...
Man Is Like An Automobile
Man is like an automobile. As it gets older, the differential starts slipping, and...
You’re Drinking Too Much Coffee When . . .
Juan Valdez named his donkey after you. You ski uphill. You get a speeding...
Breeding Problem
A Soviet emigre woman comes to a gynecologist and complains:”Doctor, when I wasn’t married,...
Charlton are good enough
|The seven dwarves are down in the mines when there is a cave-in. Snow...
Really, really rude!
What’s the last thing a gay mortician does before he goes home?Sucks down a...