How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?Four. Actually, only...
Signs you are a Canadian
1. You stand in “line-ups” at the movie, not lines.2. You’re not offended by...
An old bloke in the Northern Territory was showing…
An old bloke in the Northern Territory was showing some tourists how to top...
Two Irishmen are sitting in a bar…
Two Irishmen are sitting in a bar. Mick’s looking particularly sad and Patrick asks...
Knock Knock Jokes 14
Knock Knock Who’s there? Athens! Athens who? Athens I love you! Knock Knock Who’s...
Undercover detective
|A tourist asks a man in uniform, “Are you a policeman?”"No, I am an...
The Ocotpus!
A man walks into a bar and he has a pet octopus. He sits...
Bill Gates Dies in a Car accident.
Bill Gates dies in a car accident. He finds himself being sized up by...
fit over a bucket!
|What’s the hardest part of milking a mouse?Getting it to fit over a bucket!
The number twelve goes to a bar
|A number twelve walks into a bar and asks the barman for a pint...