You can’t bring that dog in this bar
|A man goes to a bar with his dog. He goes up to the...
Why are E.T.s eyes so big?
Why are E.T.s eyes so big? Because he saw the phone bill.
The Y2K Blonde!
Blonde secretary’s memo to her boss:TO: My BossFROM: BlondieSUBJECT: Changing Calendars For Y2KI hope...
Polak Lunch
There are three construction workers on top of a building having lunch. One Italian,...
May I take your order…
A customer walks into a restaurant and notices a large sign on the wall:$500...
Weighing In
your mamma is so fat when she steps on the scales it says one...
Divorce Can Wait
A wife was having coffee with a girlfriend of hers when she confided to...
Huge criminal record
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Notice of a Class Action Suit
I was wondering if anyone else is having a problem with the Carbon Based...
Three-legged Dog
A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West.He sidles up to...