The Drunk!
It was July 4th and this guy was roasting a chicken on a rotisserie...
The wife coyly tried to explain her purchase of a new…
The wife coyly tried to explain her purchase of a new pair of expensive...
Two Brain Cells
Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?A: Pregnant
Life’s Achievements!
Most of us understand that our self worth and feelings of achievement change as...
In And Out Of Puddles
A guy walks into a bar holding three ducks. He sets them on the...
Mom’s Brownies Recipe
Mom’s Brownies Recipe…Remove teddy bear from oven and preheat oven to 375.Melt 1 cup...
Some Warning Signs of Insanity
Some Warning Signs of Insanity- You write to your mother in Germany every week,...
Driving in the Fog and…
Q: What’s the difference between driving in the fog and eating pussy? A: When...
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?”Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!”
Save the country
A woman shows up at the white house in a trench coat and scarf...