Parachute
Q: Did you hear about the new automatic parachutes, invented by a blond? A:...
Cold Hands
Cold Hands There’s an Ahmish girl riding in a buggy with her mother, and...
Insulted
When the husband came home from his job, he found his wife crying. “Your...
Love Quotes
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be...
Cliffhanger
Once upon a time there were two men who had gone cliff climbing. Suddenly,...
On Alimony
Alimony:1) A contraction of the term “all-his-money”.2) A splitting headache.3) It’s the screwing you...
Naughty Night Before Christmas
The Naughty Night Before ChristmasTwas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat....
Supermarket Cart
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a supermarket cart?A: The supermarket cart...
Yankee Doodle history
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
What did the redneck get on his I.Q. test?
What did the redneck get on his I.Q. test?Drool.