Snowmen
What do snowmen have that snowwomen don’t?Snowballs!
Elephants VI
How do you smuggle an elephant across the border?Put a slice of bread on...
Its A Duck
Three doctors are in the duck blind and a bird flies overhead. The general...
The dyslexic satanist.
Who did the dyslexic satanist worship?Santa.
An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship…
An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holdingher hat...
All of a sudden, the wife smacks her husband…
All of a sudden, the wife smacks her husband. The husband was totally dumfounded...
What is the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup?Anyone can roast beef.
Hey Lady!
A lady is walking down the street to work and she sees a parrot...
Ventriliquist
This guy is just starting off his career as a ventriliquist and he’s going...
Witch Story
He was a junior bank executive and he had swindled one hundred thousand dollars...