Need the Eggs
Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother? Sister: He thinks he’s a chicken.Psychiatrist: How...
You might be a redneck if… girlfriend
You’ve ever spray painted your girlfriend’s name on an overpass.
Wrong Operation
One Polish surgeon asks another: “How did that appendectomy go?”"Appendectomy?” shrieks the other. “I...
Stupid Insults 19/31
Lights not burning too bright. Like a barometer — vacuum at the top. Like...
Help me…I’m hooked!
Is there a 12 step, support group, or such?For those of us folks who...
Standing At The Gates Of Heaven
Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it...
Real And Guilt Gifts
How can you tell the difference between men’s real gifts and their guilt gifts?Guilt...
What do you call 2 blondes in the front seat of a car?
What do you call 2 blondes in the front seat of a car? Dual...
Money Talks!
During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with an unusual offer: “Look,...
The Union Worker.
Two guys and a union worker were fishing on a lake one day, when...