Bathroom control
One day Pablo and Paco are riding through the desert on their horses. As...
Prison vs. full-time job
|Prison life versus a full-time jobIn prison you spend the majority of your time...
Alzheimers
Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease?A: Her IQ goes up!
A yard sale
A man was walking one day, when he came to this big house in...
The bum on a street
|A bum asks a man for $2. The man asked, “Will you buy booze?”...
In And Out Of Puddles
A guy walks into a bar holding three ducks. He sets them on the...
In the closet.
A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over, she puts...
Jesus’s Ethnicity
Proof That Jesus Was Jewish:1. He went into his father’s business.2. He lived at...
One day in class the teacher…
One day in class the teacher has sex education.On the black board she drawsa...
If the NSA made toasters…
If the NSA made toasters…Your toaster would have a secret trap door that only...