If your wife comes out of the kitchen to whine at you…
If your wife comes out of the kitchen to whine at you,what have you...
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
What did the elephant say to the naked man?That’s cute, but can it pick...
Some years ago
|Some years ago, Michael J. Flanagan, a successful New York contractor, was standing on...
Three old ladies are walking down the street…
Three old ladies are walking down the street. They are hard of hearing.One: Whew,...
The difference
The boy asks his dad:”What’s the difference between a ‘cunt’ and a ‘pussy’?”The dad...
Skydiving blind
|A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was...
Smitty the Parrot’s Birthday
Harry says to his pet parrot Smitty, “What do you want for your birthday?”...
Current Charges
Do you suppose that it occurs to the power company that they are making...
4 new fathers.
Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital waiting room while their wives were...
Stupid Insults 2/31
A few guppies short of an aquarium. A few inches short of a foot/yard....