Liver and Cheese.
A Border Patrol agent is on duty. He spots two Mexicans and stopsthem. They...
How do you circumcise a redneck?
How do you circumcise a redneck?Kick his sister in the chin.
Go Farther
Johnny and Betsy just got married after having graduated as Aggies and are driving...
Two wives were airing their troubles…
Two wives were airing their troubles:”I’d like to get a divorce,” said the first.”My...
The story of a very short man
|A man walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, give me two shots.” Bartender...
Who’s the Boss?
When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be Boss.The brain...
Good boys
Mum caught little Johnny jerking his meat off one day.She told him – “Johnny...
chef found a daddy long legs
|What happened when the chef found a daddy long legs in the salad?It became...
Cheap widow
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that the obituaryfor her...
Things Dogs Must Try To Remember
I will not play tug-of-war with Dad’s underwear when he’s on the toilet.The garbage...