Elephant Fart
Q. Whats the difference between an elephants fart and a cocktail saloon?A. Ones a...
The Bus Bench
There were three guys waiting for a bus on a bench when the first...
Flying Turtle
Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree. After hours...
tough mosquito
|How do you know if you have a tough mosquito?You slap him and he...
Schizophrenia
What is the best thing about schizophrenia?You’re never alone!
Panties
President Clinton was seen walking around the White House one day recently. Laying across...
Circus Elephant
There was this guy who bought an elderly circus elephant. Alas, he couldn’t afford...
Gosh, what a pun!
A man went to his dentist because he feels somethingwrong in his mouth. The...
Buy machine factory
|An American manufacturer is showing his machine factory to a potential customer from Albania....
Elephant jokes 11
|What do you call an elephant with a machine gun?Sir!What can an elephant with...