What has four asses?
What has four asses?Eight half assed politicians.
Off the cliff!
The car sped off the highway, went through the guardrail, rolled down a cliff,...
A construction worker goes to the doctor and says…
A construction worker goes to the doctor and says, “Doc, I’m constipated.”The doctor examines...
A stuffy matron is with a new man in a top restaurant…
A stuffy matron is with a new man in a top restaurant. The onion...
Social Security
A retired gentleman went to the social security office to apply for . The...
The crusty old managing partner finally passed away…
The crusty old managing partner finally passed away, but his law firm kept receiving...
How did the blond break her leg while raking leaves?
How did the blond break her leg while raking leaves?She fell out of the...
What do you see when you look into a blondes eyes?
What do you see when you look into a blondes eyes?The back of her...
Heavenly golf
Moses, Jesus and an old man are golfing. Moses steps up to the tee...
Scottish Builder
A Scottish old timer in Scotland, in a bar, talking to a young man.Old...