Depressed Dentist
What do you call a depressed dentist? A little down in the mouth.
The boss called one of his employees into the office…
The boss called one of his employees into the office. “Rob,” he said, “you’ve...
Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?
Q: Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?A: To smell like big...
12 days of Christmas (Santa Cruz style)
THE TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS…. SANTA CRUZ STYLE…On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically...
When it gets hot
A Dutchman, a German and a Belgian are planning to walk in the desert....
Polak Road Painter
A Polak is hired to paint the lines on the road.On the first day...
Yo mama in an elevator
Yo mama’s so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it has to go...
George W Bush meets Moses!
George W. Bush, in an airport lobby, noticed a man in a long flowing...
How much for all night?
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Insult Collection #3
Would you like to replace my business partner who died this morning? I’ll arrange...