Biblical constipation
Who are the five most constipated men in the Old Testament?1) Cain wasn’t Abel.2)...
He just beetled off!
|What happened to the man who turned into an insect?He just beetled off!
Why Two Nostrils?
A mother was having dinner with her two young children when her three year...
Pain Relief
A man walks in for a sale rep job. He is very qualitfied, but...
Whats the difference between a blond and a Mosquito?
Whats the difference between a blond and a Mosquito?The mosquito stops sucking after you...
About one mile a day!
|What was the snail doing on the highway?About one mile a day!
Snow White and her Prince
What did Snow White say when the photographer said her photos weredone?I knew some...
If a couple from Tennessee get a legal divorce…
If a couple from Tennessee get a legal divorce, can they still be brother...
Elephants
How do you get four elephants into a Mini?Two in the front, two in...
Knock Knock Jokes 9
Knock Knock Who’s there? Agatha! Agatha who? Agatha headache. Do you have an aspirin?...