Be nice to your kids
Be nice to your kids. They’ll choose your nursing home.
Saved Your Privates
A soldier goes into the hospital for surgery after being wounded inbattle.Waking up from...
How can you tell if your college roomate is gay?
How can you tell if your college roomate is gay?-His dick tastes like shit.
New Polish Navy
New Polish navy has glass bottom boats, to see to the old Polish navy.
Tattoo On Her Butt
There once was a service man who toured the Middle East and married a...
A businessman was having a tough time lugging his lumpy…
A businessman was having a tough time lugging his lumpy, oversized travelbag onto the...
Yo Momma so Old
Yo Momma so old the first cruise line she ever road on was Noah’s...
Money Needed
A student had spent all his money, so he called his mother from college...
Bible Study Bloopers
The first book of the Bible is Guiness, in which Adam and Eve were...
Blondes and chocolate chip cookies.
Q: How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?A: 30 –...