Mono and herpes
Question: Do you know the difference between mono & herpes?Answer: You get mono from...
Free samples
Your cousin Jimmy is so stupid, he stole some free samples!
Caught napping excuses!
Some quick thinking to get out of the “caught napping jam!”…They told me at...
What do you call 2 blondes in the front seat of a car?
What do you call 2 blondes in the front seat of a car? Dual...
Little Gregory wakes up in the middle of the night…
Little Gregory wakes up in the middle of the night feeling alone and scared....
Congratulations
A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed:”Come and bury my wife.”"But I...
Lesser Of Two Evils
Two Boll Weevils grew up in South Carolina, one went to Hollywoodand became a...
Equally qualified
Young man Murphy applied for an engineering position at an Irish firm based in...
Knowing that the minister was very fond of cherry brandy…
Knowing that the minister was very fond of cherry brandy, one of the church...
Guess who knows the state capitals?
|A dumb blonde was bragging about her knowledge of the state capitals of the...