Signs You Hired The Wrong Kid To Mow Your Lawn
He shows up with a pair of nail clippers and a Ziploc bag. On...
Whats blue and does not fit any more?
Whats blue and doesn’t fit any more? – A dead epileptic.
The copy machine handout
|In most offices, the photocopier is out of order every now and then. One...
Giving sad news to a troop
|The Captain called the Sergeant in. “Sarge, I just got a telegram that Private...
Heavy metal guitarist
Q: How do you get a heavy metal guitarist to stop playing guitar?A: Put...
Red Riding Hood
Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the Big...
Definition of Panda
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich.He eats the...
Wife and your job?
What’s the difference between your wife and your job?After 5 years your job will...
Doctor’s Notes 3
One day I had to be the bearer of bad news when I told...
Homer Simpson Laugh-Lines!
Oh, yeah, what are you gonna do? Release the dogs? Or the bees? Or...