The Darwin Awards
|The long awaited 1999 Darwin “Natural Selection” Awards have been released! These awards are...
4 nuns go to heaven
Four nuns are driving to market and get hit by a drunk driver and...
How a man can tell if a woman has PMS
She stops reading Glamour and starts reading Guns and Ammo.She considers chocolate a major...
A parent’s night before Christmas
|’Twas the night before Christmas when all through the houseI searched for the tools...
A man went to the doctor to get a physical…
A man went to the doctor to get a physical, afterthe doctor examined him,...
Safest Way to Drive
Safest Way to Drive Peter Ludwig, a caver from Austria who is appalled by...
A Penny For Your Thoughts
What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for his thoughts?...
Two Irishmen were digging a ditch directly across from a brothel…
Two Irishmen were digging a ditch directly across from a brothel.Suddenly, they saw a...
Men vs. Women
Men vs. Women Men and women are not alike. Sure, you thought you already...
Husband’s Midlife Crisis
Dave Barry on your husband’s midlife crisis:If your husband is exhibiting signs of a...