Ticklish Tongue
Patient: My tongue tingles when I touch it to a cracked walnut wrapped in...
WHY CAN`T BLONDES WATER-SKI?
Q: WHY CAN`T BLONDES WATER-SKI?A: When they get their crotch wet they think they...
The Snake
There where two snakes talking.The 1st one said ‘Sidney, are we the type of...
Sue and Sally meet at their 30th class reunion…
Sue and Sally meet at their 30th class reunion, and they haven’t seen each...
Mice cubes!
|What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?Mice cubes!
What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?
What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer? A Doberman.
Your Momma’s so stupid…
Your momma’s so stupid, she looked over a glass wall!
The ladder to success!
A man was walking along the street when he saw a ladder going into...
Finding a Chinese Jew
|Sid and Al were sitting in a Chinese restaurant. “Sid,” asked Al, “are there...
Marriage quotes 12
|Dear Mrs, Mr, Miss, or Mr and Mrs Daneeka: Words cannot express the deep...