Marriage quotes 15
All marriages are happy–it’s the living together afterward that causes all the problems. Did...
Blonde and the pop machine.
A blonde was standing in front of a pop machine. Her boyfriend looks over...
Had too much Christmas cheer?
1. You know you have if you… notice your tie sticking out of your...
The Pope vs. the Queen
The Pope and Queen Elizabeth were standing on a balcony beaming at thousands of...
Match
You know you’re a redneck when you lit a match in the bathroom and...
Software Demo
Speech Recognition Software DemoAt a recent Sacramento PC User’s Group meeting, a company was...
What is a blondes way of safe sex?
What is a blonde’s way of having safe sex?Locking the car doors!
Bullfighters
What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?Quattro sinko.
At the Amusement Park
A young man took a blind date to an amusement park.They went for a...
The Old Monk
A new monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to help the other...