Two Parrots
This lady approaches a priest and tells him, “Father, I these two talking female...
New Rooster
An old farmer decided it was time to get a new rooster for his...
The 12 marriages!
A lawyer got married to a woman who had previously been married 12 times....
Fish jokes 05
|What kind of money do fishermen make?Net profits!What do you get if you cross...
Cat Heaven
One day a cat dies of natural causes and goes to heaven. Greeting him...
No Coffee Breaks
Q: Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?A: It takes too long to...
A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet…
A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet.”I want...
Question: What is 1 + 2?
Question: What is 1 + 2 ?Politician: Well, if you look at the seasonally...
A drunk Irisihman falls
|O’Connell was staggering home with a pint of booze in his back pocket when...
Flying without a parachute
|A man jumps out of an airplane with a parachute on his back. As...