A snail with a housing problem!
|What is the definition of a slug?A snail with a housing problem!
Gun-toting Panda (Classic)
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats...
An academic problem
An academic problemIn a high school gym class, all the girls are lined up...
A Prayer Before Dying
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his...
Three girls died and were brought to the gates…
Three girls died and were brought to the gates ofheaven. Upon entering the gate,...
The Perfect Woman would say…
The Perfect Woman would say: 1. I’ll swallow it all . . . I...
The Masked-quito!
|What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?The Masked-quito!
If Microsoft made toasters…
If Microsoft made toasters…Every time you bought a loaf of bread, you would have...
Get married
Johnny (age 8) comes into the house for dinner after playing outside all afternoon....
Mickey Moose!
|Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves?Mickey Moose!