Procrastinator’s Creed
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
Osama Cave Memo
Osama Cave Memo===============Hi guys. We’ve all been putting in long hours, but we’ve really...
How is a woman like a condom?
Q: How is a woman like a condom?A: Both of them spend more time...
I’ll never forget the first time I saw my husband…
I’ll never forget the first time I saw my husband, He was standing on...
More Brains Than Dogs
Why are men endowed with a half ounce more brains than dogs?So they know...
How are men like UFOs?
How are men like UFOs?You don’t know where they come from, what their mission...
What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer?
What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer? A...
Twice a week!
After just a few years of marriage, filled with constant arguments, a young man...
Paying bills
Walking up to a department store’s fabric counter, a prettygirl asked, “I want to...
A couple gets married, and thirty years later they’re…
A couple gets married, and thirty years later they’re in the same hotel, in...