Suzy’s Legs
There were three guys in a new bar that just openened and the bartender...
Mice in a lightbulb?
Q: How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A: Two…but I...
Two condoms walk past a gay bar…
Two condoms walk past a gay bar. One of them says to the other,”Hey,...
A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant…
A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant. This is...
Blonde protection
Q:What protection does a nymphomaniac use during sex? A:A bus shelter.
Classified Ad Bloopers
As the following classified classics will demonstrate, there are often more laughs on the...
Rules Guys Wish Women Knew!
1. If you think you are fat, you probably are. Do not ask us....
Did you hear about the new German microwave oven?
Q: Did you hear about the new German microwave oven?A: It seats 500.
Over the counter
A middle aged man, about 5 foot 8 inches tall, walks into a Walmartand...
A man goes into the doctor’s office feeling really bad…
A man goes into the doctor’s office feeling really bad. After a thorough examination...