What’s the biggest drawback in the jungle?
What’s the biggest drawback in the jungle?The Elephants foreskin.
Blonde quickies 121-140
121. Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a limousine? A: Not everybody...
Invisible Man
Nurse: Doctor, there is an invisible man in your waiting room. Doctor: Tell him...
Pregnant Daughter
The girl admitted under parental questioning that she was pregnant, but couldn’t say who...
Life is precious
So the doctor tells the patient he’s got only six months to live.But the...
Stupid Stuff 2
|These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world.”That race was all about...
Put-Downs
Roses are red, violets are blue, I once thought I was ugly, until I...
Didn’t make the cut…
A few children’s books that didn’t make the cut:1. You Are Different and That’s...
A girl called the police department and reported that…
A girl called the police department and reported that she had been assaulted. The...
One doc operated on a person for a hernia…
One doc operated on a person for a hernia. He opened his testis and...