Twins
Headline in today’s newspaper:”Suicidal Twin kills sister by mistake”!
Bees
What kind of bees make milk ?Boobies!
Application To NYU-(Classic)
This is an actual essay written by a college applicant, when applying to NYU...
Writtin in urine
Bill Clinton steps out onto the White House lawn in the dead of winter....
Elephants IV
How do you get an elephant out of the water?Wet.How do you get two...
Defining the Americans
|We yell for the Government to balance the budget, then take the last dime...
Letter from grandma
One day I recieved a letter from grandma…The other day I went up to...
WOMEN SPEAK IN ESTROGEN AND MEN LISTEN IN TESTOSTERONE
WOMEN SPEAK IN ESTROGEN AND MEN LISTEN IN TESTOSTERONE by Matt Groening RELATIONSHIPS: When...
Snowmen & Snowwomen
Q: How can you tell the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?A: SNOWBALLS!!!
Darn it!
|What did the spider say when he broke his new web?Darn it!