A snail with a housing problem!
|What is the definition of a slug?A snail with a housing problem!
Good Cook
Q: How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook?A: She gets...
He’s a real fun guy [fungi]
|Heard on a radio station.What did the female mushroom say about the male mushroom?”He’s...
Letter To Ann Landers
Dearn Ann:I am facing a very serious problem. You see, I am a Vietnam-era...
Twice a week!
After just a few years of marriage, filled with constant arguments, a young man...
Another Dumb Blonde
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he’s doing a show...
The Neutron
A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, “How much for abeer?”The...
Jealousy
Mrs. Culpepper was almost in tears. “Oh Marie,” she said to her maid, “I...
Nutty Problem
A group of psychiatrists go to tour an insane asylum that is known for...
True Love
A woman and her friend are sitting together having lunch after one of the...