Two priests and a rabbi were discussing what portion of the…
Two priests and a rabbi were discussing what portion of theweekly collection they kept...
dishwasher breaks down
What do you do if your dishwasher breaks down? Kick her in the butt!
The infertile patient!
After much soul searching and having determined the husband was infertile, the childless couple...
Rules to give to your Boss!
Rules For Work: (Should go over well with your boss.)Print it out and hang...
To stop her 4-year old daughter from biting her nails…
To stop her 4-year old daughter from biting her nails, her mother tells her...
Doctor, should I file my nails?
|Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else.
Hamburger Helper
Yo mama’s so stupid she thought hamburger helper came with another person.
How’d you want them
A little old lady had two monkeys for years. One day one of them...
At The Circus
A couple took their young son to the circus and when the elephants appeared,...
Clever Doggie
A butcher is working, and really busy. He notices a dog in his shop...