Digger Phelps quotes
|Digger Phelps’ Words of WisdomFrom the NCAA Tournament:”Basketball is a game of two halves.”"We...
An elderly patient needed a heart transplant…
An elderly patient needed a heart transplant and discussed his options with his doctor....
Congratulations
A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed:”Come and bury my wife.”"But I...
How gross is that?
Gross is having to tuck your hemorrhoid into your sock so you won’t step...
So old…
Your so old you have to put your d*ck in the freezer to get...
A pool table?
|What is green and brown, has four legs and can kill you if it...
Betting
There were two guys sitting in a plane. The one guy says lets play...
We go bear hunting
|Two Polish hunters were driving through the country to go bear hunting. They came...
Closing down Denny’s
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Mother Knows Best
John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn’t help...