New Drug
Did you here about the pharmaceutical company?They developed a new drug that, when administered...
White Gown?
A woman getting married for the fourth time visited a tailor to get a...
But how do I know…
Tech Support: “What does the screen say now.”Person: “It says, ‘Hit ENTER when ready’.”Tech...
Touch-typists
Q: Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists?A: The rest are hunt’n peckers.
There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through…
There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through veterinary school working nights...
Little Johnny can count.
The teacher asked little Johnny if he knows his numbers.”Yes,” he said. “I do....
Santa’s Wife
|Q: What does Santa call his wife at tax time?A: A dependent Claus.
Bounced Check
A Columbia Doctor’s secretary called an old farmer out my way and said: “Your...
These two guys go to a whorehouse…
These two guys go to a whorehouse.The first guy goes in then comes out...
New Lumberjack
A lumberjack new to the job had trouble meeting his quota. He worked ashard...