Panic
Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! Little Tommy’s swallowed the can-opener!Doctor: Don’t panic. He’ll be...
Innuendo
Q: What does a blonde think an innuendo is?A: An Italian suppository.
Outrageous Flirting Lines
You can’t be real. May I pinch you to see if I’m dreaming?Hey, didn’t...
Super Looong List of One-Liners Part 2!
Q. How do you Scare a Man?A. Sneak up behind him and start throwing...
My daughter is your reward
|Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators. He kept them in the...
Mr. Smith was brought to Mercy Hospital…
Mr. Smith was brought to Mercy Hospital (a Catholic hospital), and taken quickly in...
What do you call a gay Indian?
What do you call a gay Indian? A brave sucker!
It\\\’s hard to make a comeback when…
It’s hard to make a comeback when you haven’t been anywhere.
The Top 10 Signs You’re Flying On A Bad Airline
The engine’s being held on by duct tape. You see the Gorilla from those...
Wedding Announcement
An unmarried girl who worked in a busy office arrived one morning and began...