An artist asked the gallery owner…
An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his...
Five Maxims of Making Excuses
1) The feebleness or banality of an excuse should never be a deterrent to...
Dear God (Christmas)
Johnny was, by all accounts, the worst eight year old kid on earth. He...
Bad Date Signs!
Not only is she a little young, but you’re sure that you used to...
I saw a pen in a store the other day…
I saw a pen in a store the other day. I picked it up...
A convincing lesson
Two So-Cal guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared...
A love story
John Blanchard stood up from the bench, straightened his Army uniform, and studied the...
How about a bridal?
“We’d like a room, please,” the bloke said, nodding toward his misses. “We were...
The Braggart Gets His!
The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he couldoutdo anyone...
Aging
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget...