Helping a blond lose weight
|A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet.”I want you...
Stupid Insults 10/31
Even a two button mouse gives him too many options. Evidence for the theory...
“You’ve Got Mail”
A man was sitting on his porch one afternoon when he noticed that his...
Man Playing Around If…
How can you tell if a man’s playing around?He sends you love notes that...
A Hot Day
It was a stifling hot day and a man fainted in the middle of...
Indifference
Indifference will be the downfall of mankind, but who cares?
Politically Correct LEXICON
Insensitive Term—Preferred Term: ETHNICITYPC people do not recognize the term, “race,” as validBlack- African-Canadian,...
5 lbs of fat
How do you make 5 lbs. of fat attractive? Put a nipple on it.
Grass Sandwich
At a local college dance, a guy from America asked the girl from Sweden...
Cyber lingo for rednecks
Windows-A danger zone for Fido. Modem-A good way to get rid ofweeds. Mouse-Something the...