Save the country
A woman shows up at the white house in a trench coat and scarf...
Grandma’s strudel
An old man is lying on his deathbed with all his children, grandchildren and...
Real advertisements 05
Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country. Wanted....
Stupid Insults 15/31
His brain could be the perfect dielectric. His brain was sold separately and they...
On Alimony
Alimony:1) A contraction of the term “all-his-money”.2) A splitting headache.3) It’s the screwing you...
Fidel dies and goes to heaven…
Fidel dies and goes to heaven. When he gets there, St. Peter tells him...
Things You Never Use
Donna arrived home from work early one day and found her husband, Glen, in...
Revocation of Independence
To the citizens of the United States of America:In light of your failure to...
Polish Wedding Night
What’s long and hard and a Polish man gives it to his bride on...
Caught In Zippo
Q: What do you get when something gets caught in your Zippo?A: Zippo Marx.