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“Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully,” the divorce courtjudge said, “and...
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A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Redhead walk into a bar. The bartender tells...
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Donald Duck
Donald Duck walked into a drugstore & asked for a packet of condoms.”Certainly, sir”...