Nothing Works
I was enjoying the second week of a two-week vacation the same way I...
Good Samaritan
A man is having a few drinks at a bar when he looks over...
A Day in the life of two trees
Tree 1 “Hey look, Mother Nature’s coming!”Tree 2 “Look busy.”
Love Jesus
Love Jesus by Dennis DiPasquale The other day I went to the local religious...
Birdie Poem
Birdie, birdie in the sky Dropped some white stuff in my eye, I’m a...
Laughter On Monday
Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Monday mornings?A: Tell them a...
The Grade 1 concert is fast approaching…
The Grade 1 concert is fast approaching and Johhny has still not decidied what...
Why Engineers Don’t Write Recipe Books
|Chocolate Chip Cookies:Ingredients:1. 532.35 cm3 gluten2. 4.9 cm3 NaHCO33. 4.9 cm3 refined halite4. 236.6...
Cat jokes 09
|Q: What does a lion brush his mane with?A: A catacomb!Q: What noise does...
Joe, the neighborhood chronic borrower…
Joe, the neighborhood chronic borrower approached his neighbor, “Ray, may I borrow your axe?”...