Wedding Toasts 4
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets...
A hill country husband died and left everything to his wife…
A hill country husband died and left everything to his wife.He put a provision...
Confusion
What’s the difference between a duck?One of it’s legs is both the same.(just say...
Boyfriends
How are daughter’s boyfriends like cockroaches?They hang around the kitchen and it’s hard to...
Pitbull and PMS
What is the difference between a pitbull dog and a PMS woman?Lipstick.
What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?
Q: What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?A: Straight through the rib cage.
In A Freezer
Q: What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?A: Frosted Flakes.
What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?
What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet? The Captain’s log.
Deer Tracks
Two blondes were walking through the woods when one looked down and said “Oh,...
Geneologist
What is the difference between a genealogist and a gynecologist?One looks up the family...