Andy Rooney Quotes
Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.I’m not into...
Cannibals and Missionaries
Two cannibals meet one day…The first cannibal says, “You know, I just can’t seem...
Toughening Up
My grand-daddy worked in a blacksmith shop when he was a young fella, and...
New dinosaur found!
Q: What do you get when you mix a dinosaur and a lesbian?A: A...
The young couple was engaged in a most affectionate…
The young couple was engaged in a most affectionate embrace when therecame the sound...
What does an elephant use as a vibrator?
What does an elephant use as a vibrator? An epilectic.
GOD’S – Quality Management Questionnaire
God would like to thank you for your belief and patronage. In order to...
New Experience
There was a horrible mistake at the hospital. A man who was scheduled for...
What is 18 inches long and makes women scream all night ?
What’s 18 inches long and makes women scream all night ?Crib death.