One-liners for kids.
Q: What goes TICK-TICK, WOOF-WOOF?A: A watchdog!Q: Why do male deer need braces?A: Because...
Why did the condom fly across the road?
Why did the condom fly across the road?-It was pissed off!!
Dog with no legs
Q. Where you you fing a dog with no legs?A. Right where you left...
Hop-scotch!
|What do Scottish toads play?Hop-scotch!
A fly in my beer!
One day an Englishman, an American, and a Canadian walked into a pubtogether. The...
Research paper excuses!
A college professor had just finished explaining how important it was that a research...
Lesser Of Two Evils
Two Boll Weevils grew up in South Carolina, one went to Hollywoodand became a...
moth nibble a hole
|Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet?He wanted to see the...
Smartest Man in the World
A doctor, a lawyer, a little boy and a priest were out for a...
A bullfrog!
|What kind of bull doesn’t have horns?A bullfrog!